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eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

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julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

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taco-bell-rey:

when people who can’t sing never stop singing

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

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dangerhamster:

100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old

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pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

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